Sunday Fourball
Edit Images
Old Web-Site
Tours
AwayDays
Muffins
MONGU Handicaps
Roll of Honour
Contact Us
Sunset Times at OGC
The Ticks
Picture Gallery
Cutie-Cutie turns up, but doesn't buy the butties
Played over OGC on Sun 18 Apr 2010 at 12:00am
Week 3. Cutie-Cutie continues his rehabilitation and Fat-Boy and Tate are at opposite ends of the country, so it's an awkward 5-ball from the 6th tee.
Someone tosses up and DJ is paired with Turbo.
There then occurs an unfortunate shift in the time-space continuum which causes Nance to play a course located in a parallel dimension. It looks remarkably like Olton, but it's located some 50 yards to the right.
Early doors it's clear it's going to be a lucrative day on the camels front with a tally of 6 racked up by the end of the second hole - something that Mr. Grumpy will live to regret.
A welcome visitor is Cutie-Cutie who takes advantage of the spring sunshine to join the boys for a stroll - though disappointingly he arrives too late to buy the sandwiches. In the event it's a reasonably close and competitive match with the 3-ball shading both 9's and the match. With 3 holes to go Nance reappears from a galaxy far, far away to add a closing 8 points and his individual 33 is enough to take the "Muffin's Ten" from DJ with 31.
With 22 camels to play for on the 5th and final hole an exciting finish was always in prospect and so it proves with Mr. Grumpy adding another 2 to Turbo's ill-disguised relief. With 3 OOB's to add, it's an expensive day for the Grumpster. Mind you, he's had to keep all five individual scores, two team scores, count the camels, buy the sarnies and find more balls in his bag.
See also:
Summer 2010 - Score Centre
Sun 4 Apr 2010 at OGC - Nance off the blocks early
Sun 11 Apr 2010 at OGC - We do need the photo of Cutie-Cutie's stockings
Sun 25 Apr 2010 at OGC - Bones drafted in to make up 4-ball
Sun 2 May 2010 at OGC - Cutie-Cutie turns up, but doesn't buy the butties - AGAIN
Sun 9 May 2010 at OGC - A game of several halves
Sun 16 May 2010 at OGC - Rules violation on patio - Nance hold head in shame
Sun 23 May 2010 at OGC - When it was good, it was very, very good but when it was bad it was horrid
Sun 30 May 2010 at OGC - Cutie-Cutie returns, to buy the butties
Sun 6 Jun 2010 at OGC - Nance transforms his Saturday Medal
Sun 13 Jun 2010 at OGC - Brett in Monty-like banana find
Sun 20 Jun 2010 at OGC - The constant drone of the vuvuzela ...
Sun 27 Jun 2010 at OGC - Nance is in shorts, the first time his legs have seen daylight for many a long year
Sun 11 Jul 2010 at OGC - Fines kitty swells by £25
Sun 18 Jul 2010 at OGC - Not worth a match report ...
Sun 25 Jul 2010 at OGC - Handicap hatchet job on Mr. Grumpy - deservedly so
Sun 1 Aug 2010 at OGC - Tate is overcome with emotion after his historic hole-in-one during the previous day's Birkett Barker
Sun 8 Aug 2010 at OGC - Guest appearances all round
Sun 29 Aug 2010 at OGC - Camel accumulation at 5th
Sun 5 Sep 2010 at OGC - Brett and the Harlem Globetrotters
Sun 12 Sep 2010 at OGC - Stan Stennet without trombone
Sun 19 Sep 2010 at OGC - DJ rents a condo in Blob City
Sun 10 Oct 2010 at OGC - When out on one's bike and for safety reasons wearing a helmet and reflective jacket, it's impossible not to look like a knob
Sun 17 Oct 2010 at OGC - Cutie-Cutie still leads the table
Sun 24 Oct 2010 at OGC - Nance shoots a gross 72 and still gets his arse spanked
Sun 31 Oct 2010 at OGC - Cutie-Cutie takes title
Sunday Summer 2025
| 1 | Chesh | 5.20 |
| 2 | Cutie-Cutie | 5.06 |
| 3 | DJ | 5.00 |
| 4 | Nance | 4.95 |
| 5 | Turbo | 4.75 |
| 6 | Tate | 4.56 |
| 7 | No Son of Mine | 4.40 |
| 8 | Mr. Grumpy | 2.57 |
| 9 | Bones | 2.45 |
| 10 | Stan | 0.00 |
| 11 | Ben | 0.00 |
| 12 | James-Cutie | 0.00 |
Latest MONGU
| Chesh | 23 |
| Cutie-Cutie | 16 |
| DJ | 13 |
| Mr. Grumpy | 31 |
| Tate | 19 |
| Bones | 24 |
| Turbo | 32 |
| Stan | 36 |
| Nance | 11 |
| No Son of Mine | 10 |
| Ben | 7 |
| James-Cutie | 13 |